Only the facts please they want to know
When in court their egos the show
They talk and talk they rarely listen
The heart’s usually shut and the Mercedes glistens
They speak in a language sometimes arcane
Their air of pomposity sometimes urbane
For all of the arrogance and all of the bluster
There’s often no fire and no courage to muster
But when you are caught in a nasty pinch
Where do you turn when you can’t give an inch
Their pledge is to give you all that they can
Unquestioned loyalty and a fist with a plan
Please choose correctly follow your heart
You can find a dear one whose life is their art
They’ll take on your cause with passion supreme
Presenting your case like a white knight’s dream
The first things I’ve said have some exaggeration
Caricature overblown truth paid little attention
When you quietly ask clients what they think
They love their own lawyer hands down in a wink
Have you ever been in a situation where you needed an advocate?
What was the experience like?
What did you learn?
How would you do it differently next time?
How were you served?
What was missing?